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“What we dranking? No, we drankin’ it ALL! We gon’ do it ‘til we can’t or we fall, last call…" — Outkast (Big Boi) ft. Various Artists, "Last Call"It’s all fun and games when you sit down for a long day of talking mess and chest-pounding.Even more fun when you make a cocktail to get you through the middle rounds of tight end and defense/special teams selections.You’re all ready for the fun and games to start after looking over your lineup, seeing where you have strengths & weaknesses, who you might trade, etc.You can’t have anything but fun when you start the year off unbeaten through the first six games.Remembering that it’s just fun and games, you don’t panic when you go on a two-game losing streak — nothing you can do but coach well and keep an eye on the waiver wire.You have a little fun during the games by posting photos of various “football cocktails” that fuel your viewing activities.You finish the year strong, and look forward to the fun and games to be had during the playoffs.Then you lose. Your season is over. The Commish comes calling — literally, the last call. No more fun and games.Until next season…

What we dranking? No, we drankin’ it ALL! We gon’ do it ‘til we can’t or we fall, last call…" — Outkast (Big Boi) ft. Various Artists, "Last Call"

It’s all fun and games when you sit down for a long day of talking mess and chest-pounding.

Even more fun when you make a cocktail to get you through the middle rounds of tight end and defense/special teams selections.

You’re all ready for the fun and games to start after looking over your lineup, seeing where you have strengths & weaknesses, who you might trade, etc.

You can’t have anything but fun when you start the year off unbeaten through the first six games.

Remembering that it’s just fun and games, you don’t panic when you go on a two-game losing streak — nothing you can do but coach well and keep an eye on the waiver wire.

You have a little fun during the games by posting photos of various “football cocktails” that fuel your viewing activities.

You finish the year strong, and look forward to the fun and games to be had during the playoffs.

Then you lose. Your season is over. The Commish comes calling — literally, the last call. No more fun and games.

Until next season…

Kids x The Bottle | Grantland Article →

The premise of this post is just one small sidenote of a hilarious article. In the article, the writer mentions a “50-yr old ceramic jug of Kentucky bourbon that had been passed down to him by his father.” When the jug met its demise, the father’s reaction was absolutely hilarious, not to mention the adage he dropped unto his son, who had been contemplating his inevitable doom.

But to digress, the relationship of kids driving you to the bottle, or the struggle of keeping them from the bottle, or the joy of introducing them to the bottle, is what their exchange brings up in my eyes. In some families, children are drinking bits of beer and brandy from pre-teen ages, while in others, it’s like 1919-1933 all over again.

What’s the best approach? If there was an answer to that question, there’d also be an answer to the question, “What’s the best way to raise kids?” Having none myself, my best advice is to ensure they know the good things about the bottle. Having something with familial connections is important, regardless if it’s “just” liquor. But showing them how to cherish certain things, while keeping them at arm’s length or moderation, is a lesson you can relate to almost any other situation your little ones get into.